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The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same. The bartender asks, "Why did you do that? The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood.
As he sits there, mulling over his day, he hears a high-pitched voice say, "That shirt looks great on you! Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice, he calls over the bartender. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you? He says to his friend, "That's amazing.
Where did he come from? The man rubs the bottle, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie.
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In a booming voice the genie tells the man he has but one wish. The man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks. His friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a inch pianist?
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here. The next day, the duck returns and again says, "I want to buy some peanuts. The next day, the duck comes in once again and yet again demands, "I want to buy some peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can say a word, the duck asks, "Do you have any nails? You can't believe that a horse can tend bar? Several people get up and leave, sensing the danger in having a live animal in a bar. A Funky Sort of Joke A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender yells at him to get out before he stinks up the place.
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One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer.
The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here. The bartender quickly apologizes and serves her the beer. The other woman follows, her chihuahua in tow, and orders a beer as well.
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Again the bartender says there are no dogs allowed in the bar. Give me a break. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no s of slowing down. As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast? Selective Service A sandwich walks into a bar.
It was tense. Old West Jokes Are Just Funnier Somehow A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
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The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke? Make Fun. Thrillist Serves. Social Media Links.