Easter can be a pretty whimsical but sometimes brutal holiday. I mean, have you ever seen an Easter Egg hunt? There should be an EMS vehicle parked nearby.
Maybe after Sally knocks Tommy over in an overzealous brawl for the orange plastic Easter egg, you can comfort him with some of these clean, kid-friendly Easter jokes and cheeky puns. And some chocolate, of course. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be a smarty pants.
Funny easter jokes for adults only
What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up? He uses lots of hare spray. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror? He was having a bad hare day.
Dirty easter jokes
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs. Knock, knock. Easter Easter who? The Easter Bunny.
Moira who? Moira chocolate bunnies, please. Howie who? Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs? Arthur who? Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock! Boo, who? Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes? Donna who? Donna want to decorate some eggs? Esther who? Esther Easter Bunny coming? Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house. Justin who?
+ easter jokes and puns for the funny bunnies in your life
Justin time to do the Bunny Hop. Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots. Howard who? Howard you like to find an Easter egg? Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone.
Can I have one of yours? Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have an Easter basket.
Carrie Carrie who? Carrie my Easter basket, please!