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Following is our collection of funny Blow Job jokes. There are some blow job wages jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

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Man: "Hey baby, what's your ? Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned, "Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?

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A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom today! I'm coming! Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned.

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She says, "Well, I've seen a penis. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, "I've held a penis," so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, "Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it. A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. An old lady went to visit her dentist.

When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines.

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His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime. Two men were talking.

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I'm having Social Security sex. You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love," and you answer, "I can't do both. I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven.

One turned around and asked the other how he died. How about you? So after work I went straight home.

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I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack. Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close his casket. Credit Joke to:. Make Anonymous.