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When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him. Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a family guy You guys, don't you think l'm a little old for the Teen Choice Awards? I mean, I turned 18 today.


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Glen Quagmire : Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?

Meg Griffin : No. Stewie Griffin : Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Lois Griffin : Meg, can you change Stewie? Meg Griffin : Fine, but this time if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopy.

Chris Griffin : See, my dad's smarter than yours. Meg Griffin : We have the same dad, lardo. Chris Griffin : Yeah, but mine's smarter. Meg Griffin : Guess what I am. Stewie Griffin : Hmm, let me see.

The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a damaged prophylactic? Lois Griffin : Meg, put your bib on. Meg Griffin : I don't want to wear a bib. Lois Griffin : Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on. Peter Griffin : She means your nipples are sticking out. Chris Griffin : You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy! Meg Griffin : The frisbee's already been invented.

Chris Griffin : Then how come I've never heard of it? Lois Griffin : Meg Meg Griffin : It's easy Ha ha ha ha Peter Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg. When did you become a teenager? Lois Griffin : Peter, she's sixteen. Meg Griffin : Chris, cut it out!

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Brian, Chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger! Chris Griffin : What good is mining "nosegold" if I can't share it with the townspeople? Meg Griffin : I finally get my driver's and the car gets taken away, how ironic. Peter : Meg, don't talk to your mother that way, she is not an iron. Meg Griffin : Chris, change the channel. I want to watch George Lopez.

Chris Griffin : That show just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny! Meg Griffin : Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad alone in the house he turned it into a giant puppet. Peter Griffin : Hey. Stay out of here.

You better not come in here. I'm the Griffin's house.

Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry. Cleveland : You can stay with us, Meg, I just hope you don't mind that my uncle died in the guest bedroom. Meg Griffin : I guess that's OK. When did he die? Meg Griffin : Somebody's in the closet!

Jeff Foxworthy : You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it. Stewie Griffin : You suck!

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Lois Griffin : Kids, stop fighting or we won't go to McDonalds after church. Meg, Chris : MOM! Peter Griffin : OK, we can go Chris Griffin : Awwwwwwwwwww Peter Griffin : OK, you can supersize but no apple pie. Meg Griffin : Oh, come on. Peter Griffin : OK, you can have an apple pie but you can't blow on it. Meg Griffin : I wish Chris would quit drawing pictures of my head on a pig's body. Chris Griffin : [shouts] Don't censor me! Meg Griffin : [irate after being replaced on a Griffin Family reality show] How could you let them replace me?

Peter Griffin : [Brian walks in] Brian, put a mask on!

It spun in. There were no survivors. Meg Griffin : I want to be a vet when I grow up. Peter Griffin : Meg, we have been over this before. You are going to gain pounds and write Ugly Betty Fan Fiction. Meg Griffin : You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.

Death : Well that would just leave England. Meg Griffin : Oh. Oh, this is just my bird calls. Peter Griffin : Do it again! Do it again! Big Bird : Yeah? Well, what'd you want?

Meg Griffin : Uh Big Bird : You called me, right? Meg Griffin : Oh, no, no I wasn't calling you. Big Bird : Oh, oh, this is funny to you? Y-you know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh? Peter Griffin : Listen, uh, but mister we don't want any trouble here.

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Big Bird : I don't fly you know. I take the subway like everybody else. Oh and people don't stare. You made me puke. Big Bird : bitch. Meg Griffin : You should go with him. This will be your chance to be alone with dad. Chris Griffin : I'm not attracted to dad. Meg Griffin : No, tell him you don't want to be in the scouts anymore. Chris Griffin : OH. Meg Griffin : Yipes. Chris Griffin : Hey Meg, I'm thinking of a word, and this time it's definately not "kitty". Can you guess?