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Watson alleges that he placed the candle on his nightstand, which was a level surface and not in contact with anything else, while all windows were closed. A spokesperson for Goop told Metro. Gwyneth, 48, left fans pretty baffled last year when she released a candle titled, This Smells Like My Vagina, via her Goop lifestyle brand.

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I t began as a joke with my friend Jane at our work Zoom Christmas party.

Jane started laughing, explaining she had bought one to see what the fuss was about. I won the quiz, and the candle was my prize; Jane sent it to me the next day. A few weeks later, I decided to light it.

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I live in a tiny one-bed flat in London with my partner, David, and our two cats. I love scented candles and throughout the latest lockdown, their warming flame and fragrance have given me a little joy in the evenings.

I trimmed the wick as instructed and put it on a candle coaster in our front room. It smelled really nice — of bergamot, cedarwood and rose. The next night, however, all hell was unleashed.

A few minutes after I lit the candle, it exploded. Flames roared half a metre out of the jar and bits of molten wax flew out as it fizzed and spat.

Luckily, I had placed it on concrete, at the base of what was once a fireplace. David and I panicked, trying to figure out what to do. We were relieved the cats were safe, asleep in our bedroom. Thankfully, after what seemed like an age, but was probably no more than five minutes, the flames subsided and I could blow the candle out. The charred jar and melted label were testament to how hot it had become.

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My friends thought it was hilarious, so when a reporter from the Sun got in touch a couple of days later, asking if it could run the story, I figured it was all good fun. Twitter lit up with memes and gifs using my pictures. Mostly, people just found it funny. It was a top trending story on Twitter in the UK. A concerned Goop HQ got in touch, offering to send goodies by way of an apology.

Some people dislike Paltrow because of the wellness f she endorses, but I think it also provided a much-needed mid-pandemic distraction. My Goop package of body and skincare products recently arrived; thankfully, it contained nothing combustible.

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