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Robert Yang is videogames' foremost purveyor of hairy hunks. His newest game is Rinse and Repeatwhich Yang boldly touts as "the most technologically advanced male shower simulator in the history of video games.
Basically this is a game where you are in a communal shower with some other dudes. They're naked, but you're not interested in them. You know what you want.
And then he walks in. Wearing aviators and nak ed. He's acknowledged you.
Then it comes: "Hey, I need some love on my back," he says. Oh y es. This is your moment.
You raise one hand to his back, tentatively, and then get to work. It's possible to do a bad job, which is truly disappointing for everyone involved: your slab of beef turns around, gruffly asking "What's your damage? But you can always go again! Sort of.
You have to find out exactly when Your Hunk will be hitting the showers, by doing a little detective work. But boy, if you want to scrub more than his back, you've got to put in the time. His brusque manner is part and parcel of this play. While some games feature dudes you might like to get steamy with, few of them make it their primary focus.
For example, The Witcher 3 's Geralt is hot, but the camera's gaze is always on someone else, as if you're looking through his eyes. Metal Gear Solid V is a game about painting your seabound military base pink, choking out Your Men to improve their morale, and white-knuckle helicopter extractions soundtracked by Spandau Ballet - but it's also certifiably un sexy.
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Yang's games are camp, to be sure: they're lighthearted and silly, which makes it easier for them to sneak in messages about consent and body image. Yang provides notes with each game, and even if you're a firm believer in the Death of the Author they're well worth reading for insights into how Yang visualizes each game.
Sex shouldn't be verboten in games; it's just that they don't really know how to handle it, or what to say about it. Robert Yang's games are short and smart and full of glistening homoeroticism.
'rinse and repeat' is a queer, indie game about sex, masculinity, and loneliness
Don't play them at work, probably? But definitely play them. Rinse and Repeat is free or name your own priceas are Robert Yang's other games! This is a BETA experience. You may opt-out by clicking here.
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